About Not A Game

Not A Game is 27 small, strange games you can play in your browser in under a minute. No signup, no app, no downloads. Open a link and you're playing.

It's made by Sammy Aloyo in Nairobi, Kenya, as a side project: the kind of thing you play while waiting for a matatu, then send to a friend to see if they can beat you.

What's here

The parody games

Spend Elon's Money, Spend Dangote's Money, Spend Rupert's Money and Spend Slim's Money are parody. They aren't made, approved or endorsed by Elon Musk, Aliko Dangote, Johann Rupert or Carlos Slim. The money is pretend. Each game says where its starting balance comes from (a published estimate or a stated round number), and prices are rough real-world estimates.

Facts and numbers

Games that show facts (depths, ages, weights, speeds, odds) use public figures, rounded to keep them readable. If you spot something wrong, email hello@notagame.fun and it gets fixed.

Your data

There are no accounts. Scores used for "you beat X% of players" are stored without your name. The site uses Google Analytics to count visits. Details are in the privacy policy.

Get in touch

Bugs, corrections, ideas, press or takedown requests: hello@notagame.fun.